Rupert

I just can't setttle. I am fed up now. I want to go out. I want to take my evening walk with Littlemum and that dog. I want to meet up with my outsidey mates - Rita, the Georges, Tompkin and Romeo.
I want look in the dustbins for a fish head, or go wait until Shoutyman Catangel drives home when the moon is high and throws down delicious food for all the outsideys.
Shoutyman knows we tell fibs, that we are insideys really, but he doesn't mind.
I still hurt, and I have a very itchy ear. And when I try to scratch it, my leg wont stretch so I fall over.
So Littlemum squirts stuff in my ears. More medicine she says. It will make me feel better, she says.Yeah right.