Emily the Strange

I don't believe it. The indignity of being thrown out of my own house!
They don't know how lucky they are to have me, those mums.
Firstly Littlemum shouted at us because Oscar told me to come taste the nice fresh bread that Bigmum baked. He's always getting us into trouble, usually over food.
Oscar said they wouldn't notice, but Littlemum shouted 'there's a bloody big hole in the middle' so they noticed alright.
This put me in a very bad mood. So I beat Paddy up, and then tried to batter poxy Roxie and Ronnie the runt, but Littlemum caught me and put me outside. Those kittens are not nearly good looking enough to live here, I keep telling them 'your names not down, you're not coming in' but they take no notice.
I, on the other paw, am both useful, and decorative, and yet its me that gets put outside!
It's a disgrace.