Bean

Bigmum stayed in bed very late today so I jumped onto the bed and stared and stared at her until she opened her eyes.
'Good morning, where have you been Bean?' she says. She moves her foot and it makes me jump. 'Ah, are you a jumping bean today'?
I roll over to let her tickle my tummy . 'Oh Bean you're getting fat. You need more exercise. You need to be a runner Bean, so you don't become a jelly Bean.' She laughs, climbs out of bed, and I wind in and out of her legs as we go downstairs. 'Oh Bean, be careful' says Bigmum. 'If I fall on top of you, you will be a has Bean'.
I don't know what a Has is but I don't think I don't think its good even though Bigmum is laughing again, so I run on down the stairs, lie by the door and put on my 'please feed me' look. But she and Littlemum are more concerned about Rupert.
I wonder how he learned to walk like that. It certainly works for him...